YOU KNOW BIG ALCOHOL
HAS ALWAYS TOLD US TO DRINK RESPONSIBLY; I SAY TO BIG ALCOHOL
SALE RESPONSIBLY; MAYBE PUT OUT A WIKIHOW THAT EXPLAINS
TO NEW DRINKERS THAT AFTER THE 8TH-10TH BEER
THERE WILL BE
VIOLENT VOMITING AND SEVERE HANG OVERS; AND IF YOU PLAN ON HAVING THAT 12TH BEER
AND TRY TO DRIVE YOU WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO USE ONE
EYE TO FOCUS AND MAYBE TEACH US
A PRAYER IN CASE OF ONCOMING TRAFFIC; DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE