MUST BE WELL VERSED IN BULLSHITTING PEOPLE. MUST BE AVAILABLE TO WORK 2 TO 4 HOURS 3 DAYS A WEEK. BENEFITS INCLUDE MEDICAL INSURANCE, TAXPAYER FUNDED ROOM, BOARD, AND TRAVEL, BEING ABOVE THE LAW, AND 21 WEEKS OR 150 DAYS PAID VACATION A YEAR; UNSKILLED WHITE PRIVILEGE POLITICIAN