I face towards the wall in attempt to not see any otherworldly anomalies that would be classified as a national threat if I ever experience sleep paralysis

just sleep under your blanket

Then I'd be at an extreme risk of getting surrounded by monsters and getting attacked when I wake up

But it's morning

what if one of the monsters is a creeper though

And how would he even get in your house in the first place

With any other monsters

Monsters dont exist
It morning

It gets in with other monsters at night

💀

skoll

What if the Boogeyman doesn't care if you're not facing the wall

Your doomed

Then I'll be grabbing my baseball bat before I go to bed

D4mn

For me it’s the opposite. I agree with @_w

MA MAN

Me who has a bed in the middle of my room:

WHY

My beds in the middle 😔

its a 50/50 whether you get attacked

I'll take my chances

Who taf has a bed in the middle of their room

It's in the closet

HOW DOES A BED EVEN FIT IN. THE CLOSET BRO

It's gay
It's built into it

Zamn

i sleep in whatever position is comfortable for me

remember: When sleeping on stomach or side, always keep a blanket on you. surfaces on your back greatly lower monster attacks

Yes sir

yes, but you feel less comfrtorable away from the wall

But, also Hella lot more comfortable