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Things got real

Hehehehe

I JUST WANTED TO BE SILLY 😭😭😭

I just wanted to comment my favorite tf2 character to play as

Cool

Conversation between Pywill and Mr. Demo would be insane

YE DID WHAT TO ME FREIND'S SON?????
*ANGRY SCOTTISH YELLING*

MMMF MMH MPPPH HMMMH MMMPH HMMMF

Eyelander: Heads.. HEEAADDDSS
MR. DEMO: YOU GOT IT!! C'MERE, BOYO! I PROMISE IT'LL BE F A S T!!

I NEVER LIKED SPIDERS, YA WEE KNAVE!!!

Pywill: *holds a flamethrower with all 6 hands* MPH MMMMF HHMMM

FIIIRRREEEEE!!!!!

*uses chargin' Targe*

*airblasts*

COWARDLYYYYYYyyyyyyyy---

JOKES ON YOU! MY FREIND KNOWS YOU, SO I A C T U A L L Y KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! PREPARE YOURSELF!!

*schadenfreude taunt*

*BANGING ON DOOR*
OPEN UP
I WILL TEAR OFF EACH OF YOUR 30 FINGERS INDIVIDUALLY IN INTERVALS

*opens door*

Will: hello :3

*PUNCHES IN HIS SPIDERJUNK*
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO WILL

Will: *shows no signs of pain whatsoever* What do you mean silly, I am Will :3

*oh yeah, spiders have a simple nervous system*
AARRGHH I MEAN LIAN
*pokes two of his eyes*

Will: *closes eyes* you mean my boyfriend? He's a cutie, I give him hugs all the time :3

Y- wait is he.. ok with it?
Coz if he is you need to like tell Lauren or something
Or at least do a better job hiding it man
TAKE A SHOWER AFTER IT OR SOMETHING
IT WAS APPARENT MAN

Will: it's okay she doesn't have to know :3 *hands him a peanut butter sandwich overflowing with peanut butter* have some food :3

UHH SHE KINDA DOES
ITS HER KID

Will: *lightspider stare*

- - -
"I MEAN 'THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATERSPOUT' "

Will: :3

*covers the mic with hand*
*Whispers* when I am done with his call I am tearing your mandible out with my HANDS.

Will: do you want a sandwich first :3

NO. STOP OFFERING FOOD.
*goes back to phone*
Uh huh. K.
*Hangs up*
Lian's grounded and she's leaving your punishment to MY discretion

Will: Lian's...grounded? *he frowned for the first time in years.*

BECAUSE OF YOU.
NOW YOU ARE GONNA BE ON LIFE SUPPORT.
BECAUSE OF ME.

Will: *He just sat down, sad*

I'M GONNA BREAK YOU LIKE A TWIG
*starts removing his spider arms*

Will: *straight up grips him by the throat before he is able to*

Dude. You are a spider. A fraction of my weight. This feels like wearing a scarf.
And now you die
*Literally grabs his face*

Will: *bites his palm*

GGRRHRHDJDJFKK
*starts slamming his head into a wall*

Will: meanie-

YOU KNOW, I COULD BREAK YOUR NECK... BUT I WONT. I'D RATHER BEAT YOU TO NEAR DEATH

Will: *he just frowned*

*throws into the ceiling fan*

Will: *he displayed no emotion, only sadness*

Gonna cry?

Will: yeah but she think's he's an innocent boi and I don't wanna ruin that for her :3

This is serious.

Will: Lian doesn't wanna either so it's fine :3

That's it. I'm telling LAUREN.

Will: please don't, I'll give you a slushie :3

You can't by my silence
It's ringing..

Will: *hands you a Slurpee*

I DONT WANT YOUR FOOD *THROW IT ON THE GROOOOOUNNDD*
LAUREN. ITS ME.

Will: *calm asf*

Your son and will did uhh.. stuff..

Will: yes, my cutie is grounded, and it's all my fault.

YOU SHOULD FELL BAD

Wait what?
*Incoming call from Lauren*
Huh?
What?
Oh, ok.
Well, I guess Lauren and Lian had a little talk.
He's free to go and she forgave you. Sorry 'bout the damage.. uh... Here's some money... Bye..

Will: *literally covered in blood and bruises* what.

*I don't think spiders can bruise*
Uhhhhh... Sorry.. I just thought it was the right thing to do at the time... UHHHHHH...
*RUNNING AWAY*

Will: *Prowler noise*

HEY LOOK MAN I'M SORRY
HERE'S A LOT MONEY
*drives away*