It is currently hot af outside where I live

Literally every day of Summer for me

Damn-

That's pretty hot for august-

Yep

Meanwhile me who doesn't go outside for much of anything anyway:

Probably from all the hot singles in your area /j

[I am aware of the /j]

Dang-

oh. only 38 degrees... i thought it would be more but
jesus christ thats kinda hot

Yep

It’s 2 degrees Celsius here

Cold weather moment

Yes