PARADIGM will literally murder you if you don't give up all your blueberries

Yes

His favorite fruit is blueberries

Canon

Scorched and The Mario Scorched whose name I forgot have won a fight against him

"I WILL NOT BE REPLACED!!"
*PARADIGM is unable to respond due to not having a trademark phrase*

i'll pass

then-
then why did-
if you're not-
th-
why did you comment?

what if that was the headcanon

he can make sounds similar to a violin (or other digital sounds
so he can scream like "🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗" (like the track OMORI from omori ost)

that fits WAY too well
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also "🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗" LMFAO

"dude what's wrong"

"(OMORI OST 168 - OMORI)"

"bro you ok?"
"[SUPER MARIO 64 SOUNDFONT STRING ENSEMBLE INSTRUMENT PLAYING A DEPRESSING CHORD]"

HELP

LMFAO

"You alright?"
*That one sad SpongeBob music piece*

Real

he has eaten an entire piano

LMFAO
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