WHY BASEBALL FANS A SO FAT? "THE PLAYER IS GOING FOR HOME PLATE!"; I'LL TAKE A PLATE OF FRIES; "NICE SLIDER FROM THE PITCHER"; GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE SLIDERS... AND A PITCHER OF BEER; BALK BALK BALK; GIVE ME A BASKET OF CHICKEN WINGS!!! BALL; BALL; BALL; GIVE ME DEM SPICY MEAT-O-BALLS!