There are 2 kinds of splatoon players.
There’s the kind of people who have fun and use weapons simply because they enjoy using them. And then there’s the the aerospray mains named “gaygent 69” over here who squid parties, will not stop booyah-ing, has 200 online friends they don’t know, is a pacifist, ships all of the agents and idols together AND is the main reason I disable plaza posts.