Haven’t done these in a long time

811 views • 9 upvotes • Made by Sans_Undertale- 1 year ago in Role_Play
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AnotherCallingCard
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CC: “Alright.. angel target? Not what I’m used to.” -his hands pick the gold and ivory rifle up and out of its bag, corrupting the surface with his demonic touch- “There he is. One shot, all it takes.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
I got holy bullets in this gun so don’t try me!
AnotherCallingCard
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
CC: “I got s**t that counters you, Angel Boy!” -he yells from his fortified position-
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
There you are… *shoots you*
AnotherCallingCard
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
(Read: fortified. Brick wall, your bullets break on impact)  CC: “F**K!” -he ducks-
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
(I knew that)

*runs your direction*
AnotherCallingCard
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
CC: -picks over and fires a shot at his torso- (I rolled a 12/20 on an action roll)
Sans_Undertale-
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*it hits him but he disappears in a puff of smoke*
AnotherCallingCard
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CC: “Aight.. where’d that f**ker go.” -he quickly packs his rifle away and loads similar bullets into his sidearms, one an automatic Mauser C96, the other a semiauto 1911-
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
Behind you
AnotherCallingCard
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-he turns and lets 3 bullets from each gun go- (action roll 15/20)
Sans_Undertale-
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*training*
AnotherCallingCard
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CC: “Ok, then.. maybe I won’t kill him yet.” -flicks the safety on, but watches him through the scope-
Sans_Undertale-
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*after hours he finishes*
AnotherCallingCard
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CC: -still watching him, little emotion on his face but his finger nowhere near the trigger-
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
*pulls out a pistol*
AnotherCallingCard
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
CC: “Shit- info said nothing about firearms-“ -ducks down and takes the rifle off its bipod, staying out of sight in his elevated position-
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
*you barely hear him talking*

Now for actual targets
AnotherCallingCard
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
CC: “Counter-Intel? F**k.. that branch doesn’t help out my chances.”
Sans_Undertale-
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*points his gun and looks around* where are you f**ker…
AnotherCallingCard
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CC: -removes the mag, ensuring his home-brew bullets filled with enough hellfire and demonic venoms to knock St Peter unconscious or kill any angel are loaded, and sees they are-
Sans_Undertale-
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*dissapears again
BlueRoleplaysWithYou
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Blue: hey, you do magic? *you see a cyan girl wearing a blue shirt, it is not a human*
Sans_Undertale-
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Hm? How do you know?
BlueRoleplaysWithYou
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Blue: Your nametag
Sans_Undertale-
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What?
TheForgottenBlookie
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This user you're roleplaying with is a troll account made by infamous alt raider Abigblueworld.
Sans_Undertale-
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Oh
[deleted]
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Shadow: *mumbling* this is it. *you see a person walk up to you, they have blue hair and a black hoodie, they look to be female* hey there.
[deleted]
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FestiveChaos
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Was that for me?
[deleted]
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FestiveChaos
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(no like actually, was this meant for my thread?
[deleted]
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FestiveChaos
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
Wanna type in again in my thread?)
Sans_Undertale-
1 up, 1y, 1 reply
(Oh shit i didn’t even realize)
FestiveChaos
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
It's chill. Just start it up again in my thread
Sans_Undertale-
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Done
Sans_Undertale-
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Hm? Hello!
[deleted]
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Shadow: *smiles faintly* I'm lost, can you help me please?
Sans_Undertale-
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Sure! Where you going?
[deleted]
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I need to get to the grocery store.
Sans_Undertale-
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Ok! *walks*
[deleted]
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*they walk with him while pulling out their blade* thanks haha
Sans_Undertale-
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*slits your throat* you guys are really getting sloppy
[deleted]
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*stabs him in the throat before falling* i will kill you... i will be bac-*chokes on blood* *starts coughing* I'll get y-you *stops breathing*
Sans_Undertale-
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*chuckles and pulls out the knife* this isn’t even a demon knife! This can’t kill me
[deleted]
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*appears in demon form behind you* hahaha
Sans_Undertale-
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*pulls out a holy knife*
[deleted]
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*pulls out demon knife* this is too easy *pulls out shield*
Sans_Undertale-
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Shit…
[deleted]
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*runs at you with shield and knife ready*
Sans_Undertale-
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*teleports*
[deleted]
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Ugh really?  *jumps onto nearby car* come at me motherf**ker
Sans_Undertale-
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*teleports above you and tackles you*
[deleted]
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*teleports behind you* *stabs you in the arm*
Sans_Undertale-
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*dodges*
[deleted]
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*teleports into a building*
Sans_Undertale-
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*smile*
[deleted]
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Alright. I need to go to the store and get something *pulls out human money* ive had a job up here for a few months.
Sans_Undertale-
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Cool
[deleted]
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Yeah *fiddles with phone and turns on Google maps*
Sans_Undertale-
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*opens a portal to the store*
[deleted]
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Oh... thanks *hops in the portal*
Sans_Undertale-
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*chuckles*
[deleted]
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*gets a cart and walks to the frozen section*
Sans_Undertale-
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*the portal closes*
[deleted]
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Alrighty then *gets some food and starts to  head to the checkout* anything you wanna get while we're here?
Sans_Undertale-
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Eh
[deleted]
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*shrugs* suit yourself *finishes paying* i gotta stop by my apartment to drop off the groceries.  I'll be right back *teleports to the apartment and puts away the groceries*
Sans_Undertale-
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Ok
[deleted]
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*teleports back * alright that's done.
Sans_Undertale-
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…
[deleted]
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You okay?
Sans_Undertale-
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Yea
[deleted]
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Okay...*starts to head towards the woods nearby* I'm gonna go for a walk if that's alright
Sans_Undertale-
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Ok
Sans_Undertale-
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Behind you
[deleted]
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F**k*falls over and shields*
Sans_Undertale-
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*punches the shield*
[deleted]
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*grabs your hand while you do and stabs it with the demon blade*
Sans_Undertale-
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*he disappears in a puff of smoke*
[deleted]
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*teleports to the underworld* boss...i couldn't d-do it. He was too powerful.
[deleted]
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*teleports back to overworld*
Sans_Undertale-
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*retreats to his house holding his arm*
[deleted]
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*returns to the overworld and heads to a bar to get a drink * dammit.  If only he wasn't so strong... well, best to figure out what to do now that I'm banished.
Sans_Undertale-
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*you see him in the bar with his hand wrapped up*
[deleted]
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Oh f**k *backs away, terrified* l- listen man, i-im sorry. Please don't hurt me. I don't wanna die. P-please.
Sans_Undertale-
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Oh you! Hey!
[deleted]
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*starts to panic* please don't hurt me.
Sans_Undertale-
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I’m not gonna hurt ya
[deleted]
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*sighs* okay. I'm really sorry about everything.  I went back to hell and- *starts crying* i was banished..
Sans_Undertale-
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I’ll show ya the ropes of human life if you want
[deleted]
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A-are you sure? After all,  i tried to...you know...
Sans_Undertale-
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Yea! *pat*
[deleted]
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*flinches* thank you *hugs you*
Sans_Undertale-
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*blushes a little and hugs back*
[deleted]
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*smiles*
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