I HAVE BETRAYED TEAM WHEATLEY, THAT SIDE IS JUST LAME AND CAPITALIST! I AM NOT BEING ON THE SAME TEAM WITH H1TL3R! I AM JOINING TEAM KREWFAM. I AM GOING TO PROTECT STAR FROM THOSE CAPITALISTS WITH MY RED ARMY! WHEATLEY. I AM NOT BEING IN A TEAM WITH ADOLF! BUT STALIN! YOU GOTTA STAY WITH US! WHAT IF WE ARE IN TROUBLE?! NOT FOR LONG CAPITALIST ROBOT!
GO TO GULAG! I CAN'T BELIEVE STALIN BETRAYED ME...