HEY WANNA BE MY GIRLFRIEND? OR, IF YOU'RE A MAN, WANT TO BE MY FRIEND? YOU KNOW I'M EXTREMELY LONELY AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO FROM MORNING TO NIGHT. MY ENTIRE LIFE CYCLE IS WAKE UP, WASTE YOUR LIFE, GO TO SLEEP. I HAVE PLAYED OVER 150 GAMES IN MY LIFE, AND THERE'S STILL MORE TO COME. I ALSO PLAY VISUAL NOVELS TO FEEL LOVED BY A WOMAN, THOUGH DEPRESSION USUALLY FOLLOWS. NOW I KNOW THERE MIGHT BE NOT MUCH TO DO, BUT I'M READY TO SPEND MONEY ON BUYING A SHITTY GAME JUST TO HAVE A FRIEND TO PLAY WITH. PLEASE I NEED THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN, OR JUST TALKING WITH A HUMAN IN GENERAL. WHAT A LOSER
ANYWAY DID YOU KNOW A RACCOON CAN GO UP YOUR ASS IF HE TRIED TO?