I decided to do this because why not?

He eats food whole

Not canon

Alr

He likes Raising Cane's™ chicken

Canon

I basically made up a headcanon that he's scared of Helper

If you give him a slushy, he inhales it

Not canon

Narrr

How about: If you give him something he hates, he doesn't grt made and just gives it back

Whar-

*get mad
Sorry Im high off butter

Not canon lmao

Alr

Scared of Helper, but not of Alt Helper

Canon

Yuh

Alt Helper and Ian miiiiight be in a relationship[?]

*gasp*

Yeah-

Okay nvm

They are in a relationship

Ian X Alt Helper is canon

Lmao-

If you we're to give something he hates, he would just throw it out the window

alr

Were*