NO MATTER HOW I LOOK AT JONTRON'S REVIEW OF DISNEY BOOTLEGS WHICH INCLUDED SNOW WHITE & THE 7 CLEVER BOYS, IT'S PETER DINKLAGE'S FAULT THAT THE 7 DWARFS WILL BE REPLACED IN FAVOR OF THE 7 MAGICAL CREATURES IN THE LIVE ACTION SNOW WHITE MOVIE! IMAGINE IF ASTERIX & THE WHITE IRIS WILL FEATURE THE CAMEO APPEARANCES OF UDERZO'S OTHER CREATIONS TANGUY & LAVERDURE MAKING FUN OF PHOENIX GAMES' SNOW WHITE & THE 7 CLEVER BOYS AS ANOTHER TRIBUTE TO ALBERT UDERZO; ASTERIX'S VILLAGE BEING DIVIDED INTO PRO AND ANTI-WHITE IRIS WILL BE THE METAPHOR FOR THE CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING LILY HOSHIKAWA THANKS TO THE INFAMOUS REVEAL IN THE EQUALLY INFAMOUS EPISODE 8 OF ZOMBIE LAND SAGA AND NONE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM ZOMBIELAND MOVIES WERE IN ZOMBIE LAND SAGA; WHICH WILL SCARE VITALSTATISTIX MOST, THE COPYCAT ZOMBIES WHO WILL BE BASED ON THE TITLE CHARACTERS OF FRITZE BLITZ UND DUNNERKIEL WHICH WAS A REAL GERMAN BOOTLEG VERSION OF ASTERIX OR THE ZOMBIES WHO WILK LOOK LIKE THE 7 CLEVER BOYS FROM THE SNOW WHITE & THE 7 CLEVER BOYS?
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