Marina plush

ok
HEAR ME OUT

JUST
JUST HEAR ME OUT FOR THIS ONE OKAY
I KNOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN MARINA BEFORE IN MY LIFE
BUT
BUT JUST
HEAR ME OUT

MARINA ISN'T HUMAN. SHE IS AN OCTOLING.
A F**KING EVLOVED OCTOPUS
AND PLUS OCTOPI AINT EVEN COMPATIBLE

Do you think age will stop me? Do you think I CARE about species? Do you think compatibility matters? I don't care about any of those things. I *WILL* get some of that marinussy, and NOBODY can stop me, not even death.

Badass image of spryman in pizza tower: (this proves your argument invalid /j)

ok.

Also this cursed image must ruin marina for u

only ruins the one on the left.

There is a Beak with rows of razor sharp teeth

I do not see them on her .

Erm uhh the mouth is closed and the beak is on the inside of the face

nuh uh
I've seen the porn of her.

Biological innacuracy.

I don't care
the jar has been filled

Fun fact: octopi actually reproduce by:
Male sends packet of fertilization fluid
Female eats it
Female vomits up eggs RIGHT AFTER
male puts them in a safe place

That's what would happen if you tried to f**k marina, oh but you can't because you don't got that biology
Also you would develop severe dementia and become depressed and forget to eat forever a few hours after

oh ok so I just have to cum and put it in a bag and throw it at her

Human cum won't work. If anything the fluid shouldn't even be considered sperm its more like a bag of dna

I do not care
I am breaking the laws of reality and physics just to f**k her

You would probably get SEVERELY INJURED

how?

Do you think she will stop this ratio?

I want to f**k marina

Whaddya wanna say?

The fact I play splatoon:

same fr fr ong

Btw would you slap skatez
If its for the money and coupon 👍
If it's for another reason, why?

Yes

She doesn't even have anything-
B r u h
Also she's a blood cell