Characters I headcannon as ftm trans

Gir, Dib, Proffesot membrane, Elmo, big bird, spongebob

Proffesor*

Hell yeah Invader Zim!!! (I already posted my queer headcanons for them but slay)

I first felt that Dib is trans and since it’s cannon that he’s a literal clone of his father, he was assigned female at birth too - the transness and intelligence, etc. passed onto his son

SpongeBob canonically has a p**is (i forgot what episode it was in)

Bro what?

He does
Mr crabs thought he was picking up SpongeBob by his nose
But it was actually his dick

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Children's cartoons be wildin

Fr

Bro wtf

It happened
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Children's cartoons be wildin

Oh shit,wait....
Wait,that's a dirty joke
All cartoons have dirty jokes for the adults watching with thier kids

Yes
But dirty jokes are still canon

I think you’re mistaking a YouTube Poop for a real episode

The only character I headcanon as trans, FtM is Captain Spaceboy from the game OMORI.

But I respect your headcanons.

Thank you

Yw.

The only character I headcanon as transmasc is uh
I forgor
I know there's one but I forgor

None of these make sense to me
What is the reasoning with Spongebob?

Long lashes and he probably lived as a “girl” long enough (for him) to not shy away from being emotional, compassionate, fatherly to his snail, value his relationships to a fault like with staying with Patrick who’s a sh!t friend (I h8 him!) He loved lots of things typically seen as (TOTALLY NOT) masculine: stuffed animals, blowing bubbles, singing, dancing. The first movie can be interpreted as SB finding his masculinity after Mr. Krabs and everyone told him that he acted like a “kid.” There’s more i’m prolly forgetting.

He's a cartoon character,it does not matter if he has long lashes or not
I have long lashes and am a dude
And just because he is emotinal,compassionate etc. is kinda rude in the sense that you are saying that men can't be like that,when I am,but anyways...
Back to my original point,he is a cartoon character
They would not make a cartoon character mean and gritty and just because he likes "totally not masculine" things does not mean he's FTM
Masculine and feminine items are a joke and scheme to split little kids into thier groups and stop them from being thier true selves

I didn’t mean to say that men can’t b emotional or compassionate. I meant to day that in a culture of toxic masculinity, growing up “female” he wad more allowed to exercise all these so called feminine qualities, so he’s more comfortable acting the way he does bc it’s how he grew up. Sorry if I negatively stereotyped men. wasn’t my intention. Not many guys are comfortable being soft, intuitive, caring, all the things considered feminine bc we socialize boys to be hard, rough, unemotional, aggressive, domineering, all so called masculine traits. There is a gendered issue with socializing girls one way and boys in another way both damaging to everyone. With you thinking i said guys are a$$holes, think of it as SB being a clear case of boys can absolutely be soft, emotional, kind, caring (“femme” qualities) if we help them develop these skills. SB was a “girl” so he was more allowed to be the way he is. I hope i’m making sense. And with the long lashes - typical of female cartoon characters is having longer lashes, and in kids shows, the lashes are a satirical way of signaling that spongebob is biologically female bc it’s a stupid trope of cartoon girls having long lashes. Lol it’s more kid friendly than saying he has a v@gina. Hope i’m making sense and cleared the air. Srry if I offended you.

I just looked it up and sponges irl are hermaphrodites
They have both parts
The creator of SB was a marine biologist
Wait...

do sponges in the spongebob universe kind of get the option of what gender they feel that they are since they have both parts. lucky them.

What?
That just means that SpongeBob has both parts,not that he gets to choose

2 Xplain more, I meant to say that sponges have both parts to try them both out and see which one affirms their gender more or even use both

What?
That's not how that works
I looked it up and nothing like that came up

Oh...

I mean that God gives them both parts so they can chose. Not that even if they only had one part they can’t choose

*so sponges

adding my own headcannon, if I were making a kid’d show in the 90s or 2000s, I’d prolly make a character like SB to sneak in transness into a character by presenting him as male for example but add a secret code for children a traits that’s stupid to only give girl characters - satirizing femme character designs - a kid friendly nudge for kids to say that he isn’t biologically male but he is a guy without them knowing lol.

invader zim, i dont know , i dont know, elmo, yellow guy, sponge bob

last one i agree with