Brian wtf

Beat up a splatoon fan, what are they gonna do? Shoot you with a paintball gun?
Beat up an ozzy&drix fan, what are they gonna do? Sneeze on you?
Beat up a parappa fan, what are they gonna do? Rap battle against you?
Beat up a Pokemon fan, what are they gonna do? Capture animals?
Beat up a changed fan, what are they gonna do? Turn you into a wild animal?
Beat up a all tomorrow's fan, what are they gonna do? Ṁ̶͚Ǫ̴̿D̷̺͝I̸̭̎Ḟ̵͚Y̶̼̅ ̵͘ͅM̶͇̽Ǒ̴̫D̴͚̾I̷̩̒F̶̧̈́Y̵͍͋ ̵̺̽M̸̺̌Ȏ̷͚D̴͕͗İ̸͈F̷̱͐Y̵̼̔?
Beat up a rain world fan, what are they gonna do? Stab you with a spear?
Beat up a pizza tower fan, what are they gonna do? Threaten to destroy your pizza parlor?
Beat up a bfdi fan, what are they gonna do? Eliminate you?
Beat up a diary of a wimpy kid fan, what are they gonna do? Give you the cheese touch?

Beat up a mario fan, what are they gonna do? Jump on your head?

/half jokingly

Beat up a sonic fan, what are they gonna do? Spindash?
Beat up a My hero academia fan, what are they gonna do? Tell their stupid ass bakugo to save them?
Beat up a fnf fan, what are they gonna do? Beep beep bop you?

Beat up a will trent fan, what are they going to do? End your mother's highly decorated 30 year law enforcement career?