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I'M A COMBAT VETERAN, WITH THREE DAUGHTERS, TEN YEARS IN NAM, A REAL AMERICAN, A PATRIOT, I WAS BORN IN JUNE, I DON'T DRINK STARBUCKS, I DONT WATCH ANIME, I'M 63 AND CAN KICK YOUR BUTT, I FEAR EVERY GOD, I EAT STEAK, DRINK BEER, I WORSHIP CTHULHU, I HATE BLACK PEOPLE, I SMOKE METH, I LIKE MEN, I REGULARLY COMMIT CRIMES SUCH AS; DRUG DEALING, MURDER, ASSAULT, MONEY LAUNDERING, SEXUAL ASSAULT, ARMS TRADING, DRUG MAKING, GRAND THEFT, LARCENY, AUTOMOBILE THEFT, TERRORISM, TORTURE, KIDNAPPING, ATTEMPTED MANSLAUGHTER, CANCER GIVING, MEDICAL MALPRACTICE, INDUSTRIAL SABOTAGE, I SELL UNREGISTERED FIREARMS, I KILLED JFK, SELL ORGANS, EAT CHILDREN, STEAL WIVES, SNORT COCAINE, MAKE TRADE DEALS WITH CHINA, AND KILL PANDAS.