meet this cute goofus named Neko Woomy

*grab and pet the*

"pwet..? fo meh..? ty…"

Y e s

"i luv pets… tey fel so gud… -w-"

C h i l d. *insert more petting*

You are innocent and adorable, therefore you get pets.

"ty…"

Np! -^^-

[Casually just waving hello]

"… hebwo!!"

How are you? :D

"gud, whot abwot yuu?"

I'm also doing good!

Would you like a hug? :]

"yesb pweas!… teh amunt ov hate i’vv ben gettwin iz unbelivable…"

[Gives you a hug]

I feel bad...

"… i dwont liek hate… it’z spoowkei…"

[I continue to hug you because I feel bad]

Oh no :[

"… i dwont undwrstand… whi do pepol hate meh..?"

Some people are furryphobic....don't listen to them...and if anyone hates you, I'm coming after them

"… i wil go aftr tem two!! i hav a goon."

Heck yeah!

And also, can we be friends? I don't know why I'm asking you this...but can we?

"surr!! i luv frends!! ^w^"

Yay!

"yay!!!"

[Gives you another hug because you deserve it!]

:D

"yay!!!"

:]

Oh my..

whar

real