Part 3: Crazed, Psychotic Excuse For A Woman

General K: What are we waiting for? Come fight me like a real person!
Oblivion: Gladly.
*she’d fly straight into him*
Void: Ha, you guys are going to kill yourselves. I’ll walk out of this unscathed.
GK: Oh no, you are not. *he fires a laser*

*the fight goes on for the next 10 and a half minutes*

Void: That’s it! I’m going to end this here! *he pulls out his flute*
GK: WAIT!
Oblivion: What?
GK: If he plays that flute, he’ll overpower us all! That black stuff will absorb us before we can even hear what he plays!
O: And why should I trust you? You just tried to kill me!
GK: TRUST ME!
*void plays his flute while the 2 are arguing*
GK: Dear God.
V: I’LL BURN YOUR SPECIES DOWN! I AM THE ONLY ONE OF YOU WORTH LIVING IN THIS UNIVERSE!
*a wave of Corrupt Substance flies out from the wreckage of the ship*
GK: We have to stop him!
O: …fine. But we will NEVER team up with this again. I have an army to lead.
GK: They’re all dead. There’s like 5 other Xarranians left in the universe.
O: You know what I mean. Now go and shoot him!

*the 2 fight him for a while, I’m too lazy to describe fights in detail*

V: I HATE YOU SO MUCH! WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!
GK: I don’t know.
O: Maybe it’s because you’re secretly rooting for us?
V: The heck you mean? I’m trying to kill you.
O: You could have easily killed us. That substance is too strong. So why didn’t you?
V: *stutter* Because you’re too fast!
*Oblivion would subtly gesture towards General K*
O: Hm, maybe you just need to get faster.
V: S-stop that! What are you trying to do?
O: Oh, that’s an easy question. I’m stalling you so my little friend can fully charge his laser cannon. You have 1.48 seconds to live!
V: WAIT, WHA-
GK: SURPRISE!
*his armpack cannon would fire, Void painfully screams before going silent. After the laser stops, there was nothing on the planet besides General K, Oblivion, and a skeletal Void.*
O: …we did it.
GK: Nice job!
O: Nice! Now, let’s get back to the wreckage. Maybe we can salvage some supplies to start a settlement with the remaining Xarranians.
GK: …sure!
*GK grabs O’s hand. She flies through the desert, towards the ship’s remains.*

*they fly past the ship*
GK: You… missed our stop.
O: That’s not where we’re going. I lied. We’re actually going to the nearest canyon.
GK: Canyon? What?
O: Did you actually think I’d let you live? After you just tried to kill me? Nuh-uh! No!
GK: What.
O: Yeah!
GK: You crazed, psychotic excuse for a woman. I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
O: Cope and seethe. Not sorry!
*they’d arrive at the cliff*
GK: WAIT, WAIT! STOP! I’LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO!
O: I want you to be dead and alone at the bottom of this canyon.
*She drops him*
O: Bye-bye!

Wait did you actually kill off K’horr?

😺

Did you??

😺

TELL ME
AAAAAAAAA

😺

Damn I thought these two were about to become friends, maybe even partners, but nope. She threw him into a canyon.

yuh

Imprisoned: WAIT DONT DO THA- (dry bones death noise)

The substance isn’t gone completely, there’s still lots left in the universe. Only the amount controlled by Void during his death was destroyed.