I'm 13 but I can benchpress atleast 185 pounds

bro can't even lift 4O5

100% You

you ofc

you win

Can you tell him that I haven't gave up.

Ay blood_Cristian_usd can you get the puro dude out.

yes

He f**king reported me again. I can't comment in the furries stream.

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I'm back

It's me.

yes*upvotes comments and follows*

Should we get anti-furry people on the puro dude?

hmm sure lets hope it works

Let's do it, I'm tired of his bullshit.

same

I made a meme to bring in anti-furs

me to

Good

That mf keeps reporting me.

Like pussy.

ok

His user name puro_the_memer.

We are currently seeing if his au version can beat au versions of myself.

My character(my self) is also AU. There are different versions of him.

Drink him.

Wait, what is your version of Puro?

Well?

So you call me a need huh? Well, you the nerd of dark latexes.

You've pushed me to second phase.

Ok ummm, I'm not as mad as I thought I was going to be, but I got some things to say.

Me ofc, i literally yeeted a teen with pail white skin with blue eyes and black shorts, he weighed nothing to me.

I don't know if your au version of puro will stand a chance against me.

Come on.

Show your true power.

I'd like to see you do it ( make memes). (=<.

di💀

You we should get any other puro roleplayers on this mf?

idk

And get there au's?

Good.

Time to show him to not f**k with jews.

I'm one, religiously.

Not ethnic

Bro he even said that nazis are a thing.

Is he against jews?

Like wtf is with him? He commented to someone that he hated babies, infant babies. Because someone sent him an image of people with a baby in a pot, and the person that sent the picture said "I like boiling babies" and the puro said "good because I hate babies". The au puro will BURN!!!!

Got an au version of yourself?

maybe

Not trying to challenge you.

We got to stop him.

I called him a nazi/satanic puro because he said he was Satan.

Not even puro himself is that bad.

Puro, if using Hardened difficulty or higher from The Last of Us: Part 2.

If you you think he can beat me than make memes about it then.

I do have dad dumbass.

Puro: strength, running speed
Me: fighting skill, reaction time, weapons, battle iq, toughness. Winner: me.

Heh, you maybe strong but I have better fighting skill and I'm tougher compared to puro because he is a literal softy.

I'm also a wrestler.

His tall height only gives me an advantage.

Unlike puro, I don't sit around and read and become lazy. I work my ass trying to build strength.

Don't be cocky.

I don't even fear puro.

Comment to see if you can stand a chance against the white knight au version of me or I win instantly.

Puro can't even handle Dr.k.

Well Dr.k has a hammer.

But he didn't even try to fight back like pussy.

Like a pussy.

You'd be great.

Post anti-cocomelon memes.

Bro it's a show it not dead yet, it's just I F**KING HATE THAT SHOW!

Look I'm sorry for what I said. I just like fighting. But I'd rather befriend you. Do you forgive me?

Sorry I said that but I'm pissed.

You know what, f**k that warning.

This will be your fault. *pulls out katanas*

I'm no normal kid. You are going to regret saying that.

I'll show you my true rage.

I'd rather befriend the real puro other than you now.

Are you puro.exe?

Or vhs puro?

Puro does not make memes.

Maybe you made your own version.

So f**k you.

Sorry I said that but I'm pissed.

Not trying to call you one.

Also I'm role playing as my own changed character.

Here is the truth I'm not racist in realife.

Nope not even close.

His name is Nathan. The latexes consider me "the latex slayer" because he kills them.

You know Puro, YOU HAVE NO FAMILY!!

He kills latexes.

He is pretty much myself.

You forgave Colin.

Without transfurring.

ALRIGHT FINE!!!! SO BE IT BITCH!!!!

Bro you you don't know who you are talking to.

I own weapons.

I own the weapon that killed Goliath, including 2 full tang katanas a broadsword and atleast 5 pocket knives. I warned you.

Goliath is a 9'6 soldier that is a biblical antagonist that is feared by other soldiers, but gets killed by a 5'2 kid named David. The weapon he killed him with was a shepherds sling.

The weapon can kill a bull from 500 feet or more.

It could kill the elder in changed. Well why I said that, because the mask is the weak point.

I know yours, it's your mask.

Well uhh my second version (phase two) owns a tank.

An MBT tank.

Well TIME FOR YOUR DEMISE!!!!

*starts firing*

WANNA HEAR SOMETHING CRAZY? IM ONLY 13!!!!

Bro your a minor

EAT SHIT MF!!

In this version God himself has increased my strength to a level that is stronger than doomslayer's strength.

How is that a minor

I'm 5'8.

What is your au version of puro anyways?

This au version is called the white knight because the color of his armor which nothing can pierce it, the strongest tank can shoot and not even leave a scratch same for even bigger rounds.

Minors are weak teens.

Well ok, NOW IM PISSED, BE PREPARED TO SEE AN UNSTOPPABLE AU VERSION OF MY SELF.

IM GOING TO PHASE 3.

Weapons of this au version: 4 attachable lightsaber like swords that can cut through anything like it's butter, another sword but it's used by the strongest angels and can pierce anything, the swords could effortlessly slice a tank in half, a gun that can pierce anything it can shoot a tank and come out the other side nothing can stop a single round out of this gun and plus the gun is a machine gun and also has modes where it can shoot explosive rounds and piercing modes, the first mode can shoot through light armor but it has a crazy rate of fire it can shoot faster than a minigun, the second mode can shoot through medium armor, but has a fire rate as fast as an m16 assault rifle, the last mode is where it can pierce anything it can even kill an anime super hero and has the fire rate as fast as the m1 browning .50 caliber machine gun, and the gun that this au version has is infinite ammo. He also has a shield that can stop anything even the strongest attack of an anime super hero and not even leave a scratch and same for the armor.

Bro you gonna comment back?

I'll give you one more chance.

God is on my side he will make me stronger and more powerful.

Man shut yo ass up boi. Colin could have became jewish if he wanted to.

There is always religion.

You can't stop religion.

You think that's gonna stop me.

You are not immortal.

Cocky ass boi.

You will never be immortal.

Even Saitama is mortal.

You don't want to fight phase 3 or higher.

No matter what you say you still die.

I don't give a shit.

I don't fear you. You are not God.

Your are like a harmless ant to him.

No one is immortal.

That is just straight fake.

And also he seemed to stop the transfur.

God defeated Satan you Satanist.

You will lose.

Let me teach you a lesson, NEVER F**K WITH JEWS!!

What are you, satanic puro?

Puro, mfs like you, WILL BE BURNING IN HELL IF YOU DONT REPENT!!!!

Wtf.

I will never flee.

Who fleed?

Bro you are a literal dumbass God created every thing.

He can untransfur people.

He has no limit on power.

God always wins no matter what.

And always has the last laugh.

So you are wrong.

You suck ass at fighting, plus you are not aggressive like Iam.

And also, HE IS MY PHASE 3. TIME TO PULVERIZE YOU!!!!

*starts attacking*

He's me.

My stronger version has killed the most dangerous of latexes.

He has better weapons and is heavily armored.

This version used to be a normal kid until almighty God gave me these weapons and abilities.

The white knight has better dodging skill than any animal character and has crazy fighting skill he can even do anime moves but he doesn't have super powers, he can do a flurry of punches and a flurry of kicks, and the strength he can throw a man lighter than 150 pounds with one arm, he can even rip enemies in half.

What I ment is he can fight and dodge better than any anime character.

But still can dodge and catch bullets effortlessly.

Well he can dodge and fight better than most anime character, until phase 5 he's the same but he goes ultra instinct mode with dodging and fighting which he's better at fighting and dodging than any anime character

The white knight au version of myself killed death the wolf him self and easily and even killed the devils son.

Weapons:m134 mingun, glock 17, broadsword, shield, two machetes, 2 katanas.

YOU FOOL, MY CHARACTER IS ALSO AU HE IS ME, HE HAS MY FACIAL APPEARANCE AND GENES.

You have not defeated me.

You give me no choice but to make me go to a stronger au version of myself.

Bro has 5 rage forms like bluecatriolu 💀

Though my armor is impenetrable I can still feel the force of a hit.

No I have over 5 phases.

And he has the same name as me.

God will give me courage and strength to win.

Who asked

This is not even my strongest version of myself.

You should reset character now

I will never give up.

I'm ready to finish you.

No you gave me no choice. *pulls out minigun*

You say assimilate we say OBLITERATE!

Nothing can pierce the armor that a have on this au version of myself straight nothing.

Give me all you got.

I dare you. (=<

My white knight au version has weapons that can pierce anything. And fighting skill and dodging skill better than almost any anime character, and the strength to throw a 150 pound person with one arm and rip enemies in half, and has impenetrable armor nothing can get through tanks don't even leave a scratch on the armor, and this au version of myself is tough enough to where a man that is lean on muscle won't even make me flinch.

Do you think I'd actually let a latex win no.

Also the White knight version of myself is super tough he won't react one bit by being punched by a man that is lean on muscle. And this version can effortlessly catch and dodge bullets.

The white knight can run a little faster than 20 mph.

And plus I'm also jewish.

Well good for you, im not freaking adolf

Father God will be with me the whole fight.

Plus I need your help to stop cocomelon and kill every character.

They are fictional babies, who cares

if your au version of puro can stand a chance.

Take your time.