Skyrim RP, anyone? Check tags for RP type.

Zachary: What the hell is happening in here?

*You see a Khajiit brawling a drunk dude*

Dar'Zunala: I am needed in Solstheim. I have a mercernary waiting there for me that can help us in battle.

Lets go.

*She nods and leads him to Windhelm and to the docks* (Wanna time skip to when they actually arrive in Solstheim?)

(yeah)

(alright) *They arrive at the docks and someone in Chitin armor walks up*
???: Ah, there you are!

who are you

Dar'Zunala: This is Teldryn Sero, my Mercenary and best friend.

Hello, Teldryn

Teldryn: Hello.

*She nods* Actually, instead of going back inside the Bannered Mare, wanna go out with me and help with my quests?

Zachary: Sure.

*She smiles* Great! But be warned, we'll come across bandits, giants, mammoths, trolls, and dragons. Do you think you'll be able to fight them?

Zachary: I'm confident.

*She nods* Alright. One sec. *She walks into one of the rooms in the inn and walked back out in Nightingale Armor* Ready to go?

Yes. *equips daedra armor*

*Smiles* Daedric armor. Nice. Speaking of Daedric, which of the Daedra do you worship? *she asks as she walks out. She notices she put on the wrong armor and quickly walks back in and walks back out in full Ebony*

None, really. I just wear the armor.

Dar'Zunala: Oh. But I worship Hermaeus Mora and Sanguine. *She continues to walk*

Well, then, what's the first mission?

Draco: WTF is going on in there?? *Looks in*

Dar'Zunala: Alright. C'mon. *she starts to walk off*

Draco: Ok. *Follows her*

*They arrive. She opens the door for him and walks inside herself. When he walks in, he sees a bunch of alchemy and enchanting things- along with weapons and animal skins & hides*

Draco: You must love magic and trophies, given the place is full of that stuff.

*She shrugs* Eh. It's just what I use when my inventory is full- except Winstad Manor.

Draco: Oh ok. So, which room will I be staying in??

*she points upstairs* You can sleep in my room- because I never use it- or the actual guest room, I honestly don't care.

Draco: Oh, uh, ok. *Blushes*

*She doesn't notice* If you need me, I'll be in my alchemy and enchanting room, testing out new combinations and recipes. *she grabs some of the ingredients that were lying around and goes into the room she was going to be in*

Draco: Ok, Dar'zunala. *Blushes more deeply*

???: Ah, okay. I'm Dar'Zunala, by the way. Leader of the Thieve's Guild and Dark Brotherhood.

Draco: Cool name. Also, I'm confused: Aren't Thanes the ones enforcing the law, not breaking it??

Dar'Zunala: Eh, they just want me because I might have killed Nazeem- but hey, I did the world a favor.

Draco: Yeah, I guess you're right. *Hears a loud roar from outside* That doesn't sound good. We should check on it.

*She nods and walks out*

Draco: *Sees a bunch of civilians battling the guards* WHAT THE?!?! Is there a riot going on here??

Dar'Zunala: No clue. One sec- *She roars and transforms into an arctic werewolf. All the civillians and guards look at her and quickly run away in fear*

Draco: You know, I could've just did my dragon roar, but that works too.

*She transforms back and shrugs*

Draco: Let's head back inside. It's boring standing around.

*she starts experimenting with new alchemy combinations*

Draco: Can I try some alchemy, please??

Dar'Zunala: Sure.

Draco: *mixes to chemicals that cause a potion affect that charms someone (Which targeted Dar'zunala)*

*she rubs her face, unsure of what just happened*

Draco: You ok??

Dar'Zunala: *looks at him* Yeah, I'm fine.

Draco: I studied the magic from that spell that targeted you: Unthirsting Lust; a potion that drives a person of the opposite gender of the caster to lust for the one who casted the spell on them. There is only one way to undo the affect; which it for the affected person to have sex with the person who casted the spell. Apologies for the spell, btw.

*her face turns red* Excuse me?!

Draco: Yeah; the spell cause the person targeted by Unthirsting Lust to always dream of having sex with the person who casted the spell in them, and the only way to undo the spell is for the caster and the target to have sex.

(If you want, we can take this to MemeChat)

(Ok)

(HARRY POTTAH?!)
*You see a Khajiit getting into a brawl with a drunk ass motherf**ker*

(Not Harry Potter ya drunk lad)
Draco: Count me in. *Aids the Khajiit in battle and kills the drunk ass man with my fire breath*

(Aww... Man. I hoped it was Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter)
*She shouts something,* FUS RO DAH! *and the man flies backwards (The way both of you are facing) and slams into the wall and dies*

Draco: You're welcome for helping you.

*Everyone looks at her in shock*
Bartender: The Thu'um! She used the Thu'um!
Bard: She is Dragonborn!

Draco: *smiles* So am I. *Takes off the cloak I had on, revealing my draconic face and scale-coated skin* I just show my dragon-blood more.

Bard: Two Dragonborn... and at once?! Are we all drunk or something? *A guard walks in*
Guard: *to the Khajiit* You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
???: I am Thane. Go bother someone else, will ya? I don't have time for this.
Guard: M-My bad. *He walks back out and the Khajiit sighs*

Draco: *Looks and the Khajiit* You know the people here??

*She nods* Yes. I came here after I escaped Alduin at Helgen. A few weeks later, I managed to become Thane.

Draco: Huh. I just got here. Also if you're wonder why I'm also Dragonborn, here's why: I was given dragon's blood when I was a young adult, it granted my immortality, immunity to fire, and a fire breath. It also changed my appearance, making look like a dragon standing on it's back lets in human form, which also comes with dragon wings and a tail.

Dar'Zunala: Yeah. Hey, I have a question... would you like to join me in my quest to defeat Miraak?

Draco: Sure thing. My kind has a special connection to dragons: My people were once Nords who dwelled in The Dragon Isles, a place where my people lived with dragons. That was until one day I asked the dragons for an offer for my people: Draconic gifts in exchange for an oath to worship the dragons like gods. My people was then transformed into draconic humanoids, which ironically are called Dragonborn. Maybe I can persuade Miraak to cease his rampage and let him return to The Dragon Isles.

Dar'Zunala: Hopefully. I have a mercenary waiting for us at the docks in Solstheim. His name is Teldryn Sero.

Draco: Ok. Also, my full name is Draco Dragonstar, but you can just call me Draco.

Dar'Zunala: Nice to meet you. Sorry about when you walked into the Bannered Mare and saw that.

Draco: It's okay. You know, I like you quiet a bit, Dar'zunala. We can be a great team together.

*She smiles* I think we will, too.

Draco: *Smiles back* You think we can rest before we go to Solstheim??

*She nods* Yeah. I have a house in Whiterun, if you would like to stay there inside of the inn.

Draco: Ok. Let's head to your house.