GUY #1: DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS BORN IN A FOREST? GUY #2: THAT MAKES SENSE. YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD FROM IT. GUY #1: I WAS THE EFFECT OF THE ACCIDENT. MY PARENTS DIED FROM THIRST. ALSO, THE DRIVER PURPOSELY CRASHED THE TRAIN. GUY #2: IF HE CRASHED THE TRAIN ON PURPOSE, THEN YOUR BIRTH WAS THE CAUSE OF THE DRIVER DOING SO. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE