*shoots* *Mr. Johnson becomes trans*
Doctor: oops I accidentally got the trans gun!

*shoots* f**k it's the PX-41 darts, oh no, nonono, DON'T EAT M- *dies*

doctor: you have the common cold. person: ok, thank you for the diagnosis. doctor: that'll be $999,999,999,999. person: but I don't have that kind of money. doctor: *loads gun*