Welcome to my cornfield, traveler

Iggy:
Greetings, traveler. I welcome thou to mine cornfield.
Unfortunately, it has come to mine attention that thou have disrespected the corn gods in ways that art beyond unforgivable. As thine punishment, thou have been cursed to wander this cornfield, the sacred cornfield of the corn godeth, for the rest of eternity. There ist not an escape. Time ist pointless here. No sun. Only darkness.

*blows up a country* whoops, my finger slipped-

Woopsies-

👉👈

You fr: *blows up a continent* Oops 👉👈 My fingie slipped

I do be like that sometimes

Fr fr

Oop-

😅

Can you blow up.. a continent?

No but my oc is the god of death so he can

:00000

I'll make a post of him and his whole story one day

Good idea!

He has 💅trauma💅

✨trauma✨

Lots of it

Ye

Sup

Wolfy: Iggy go get help this like the bread problem all over again.

Iggy: We mustn’t speak of the bread. Those days art long gone.

Wolfy: -_-

Arson!!

YE

HEHEHE LIGHTER TIME

OMG YES-

IMA GO GET THE LIGHTER

YEESSSSSS

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 [definitely not the noises of the people getting burned]

Oop- slay-

Yup

💅

💅💅💅💅💅 [more ppl burning in the background]

Slayyyyyyyy 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

Yas 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 [Commits arson at an orphanage]

[Commits arson at a hospital] 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Commits arson at a random civilian's house] 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Arsons a city] 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Dies] 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

NOOOOOOO- NEW FRIENDO

*cri* IDKKKKK

Hehehehehe

[real psycho laugh]

Omg real

Yeah I'm probably a psychopath

Sameee

Ur my spirit animal lmao

Ye!! :D

Yea Wolfy can do a psycho laugh, I’ve heard it befor-

Coolio!!

You like when i do it Iggy~

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Babi ur doing great~

LEZ GOOOOO

YUUUSSSSS

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 >:)

Hi Ig we bein pyromaniacs

Can I join 👉👈

Y U S !!

*kaboom*

Ooohhhh did you grab sum… DYNAMITE? :0

🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

OMG YES

🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

KABOOM!!

Ye

YEAAAA *blows shit up*

YEEEEEEE

AIOAOWWOWO

Lmao