Coaliz

Coaliz lived in a colony underground with hundreds of other coaliz (the plural of coaliz is coaliz, and coaliz is a species).

Every day, every coaliz was supposed to gather their own food, or other jobs to buy food. Coaliz, however, spent his days lazing around, roasting marshmallows, and living off of his friends. His friends were fine with that. After all, he didn’t spend a lot and never caused trouble.

The authorities, however, saw him as a bad influence. Someday, he might rub off on someone else, and they’ll rub off on more people and so on.

So Coaliz was banished. He spent the next year roaming, and living off of low effort jobs. One day, he met hoplash, who was holding a freshly maimed snake. He then began living with Hoplash, and hasn’t had a calm day since.