Being able to kill anyone and also automatically delete all their account's in every site and app or game

The person who dies is randomized from EVERY 8 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD (And yes that includes you) but hey at least whoever died is one in eight billion lol

That's even more funnier and trollging

So u don't know who gets killed

Wait r u also banned from msmg

Nah just posting here bc

Oh okay

eat shit (the superpower)

Uhh...
Your side effect is that shit is the only thing you can eat ever every piece of food turns into shit

that's a good side effecct

my superpower is that you cannot give me side effects *joke*

Interestingly, you posted this comment while I was comment banned.

you accidentaly gave me another side effect that i cannot understand what did you just say

(I'm comment banned on my main and I have to use a shared alt to comment lol) What I meant was if I'm comment banned I can't give you a side effect

I have the power to get splatoon and Warner bros to collaborate for a splatoon movie

The movie ends up being lost media and no one is able to find it and all the hopes and dreams you've ever had of such a movie is now crushed and you go through a deep depression and die of sadness and also skill issue

Erm uhh try again 🤓

Scarf can become a light god