YouTube must know I'm super f*cking emo.

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the Black Parade."

yes

I have too many pictures of Gee on my computer. IF THAT WAS A THING.

Lemon!

He has at least two cookie stories

This is one of them

Annnndddddd Another!

Pancake

Banana

Frank: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Ray: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Mikey: FLOOR IT!!
Frank: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Ray: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Frank: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FU*KING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Gerard: DO IT!
Ray: NO-

I got this out of an incorrect quotes generator. Frank would do this.

Dan: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Ben: Put spaghetti in it.
Dan: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Wayne: Put spaghetti in it.
Dan: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Daniel: Put spaghetti in it.
Dan: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
I have more Imagine Dragons incorrect quotes lmao

Frank, texting Ray: Ray! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Ray: Where are you?
Frank: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Ray: I'll call Gee.
Gee, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Ray: Where's Frank? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Gee: Frank? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Gee:
Gee: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Gee: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Frank: WHO ARE YOU!?
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ACCURATE THINGS EVER

Joe: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Pete: When have I been paranoid?
Joe: Um, when you first met Patrick you thought they were an undercover cop…?
Pete: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Joe: And last year you were sure Andy was a mermaid!
Pete: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Pete’s theory is proven wrong*
Joe: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Pete: I still think Andy is a mermaid.
LMAO

Tyler: What's this?
Josh, hugging Tyler: Affection!
Tyler: Disgusting.
Tyler: ...Do it again.
twenty one pilots!!!!

Pete: I didn’t know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to “fry air”.
Andy: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD??
Pete: I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST A**UMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER!
Joe: IT’S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER????
Patrick: You guys clearly don’t own an air fryer.
More FOB

Gee: I haven’t slept in 72 hours…
Mikey: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!
Ray: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.
Frank: What the f**k is wrong with you people
They use CoFfEe

I started making an FOB incorrect quotes Quotev book. https://www.quotev.com/story/15962943/Just-some-Fall-Out-Boy-incorrect-quotes/1

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