Your Pussy's in the Sink, Bitch

A BRIDE-TO-BE IS STRESSING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT SHE’S NOT A VIRGIN, BUT SHE’S TOLD HER FUTURE HUSBAND SHE IS... AND ON THE WEDDING NIGHT, THE NEWLYWED COUPLE HAS CRAZY SEX ALL OVER THE PLACE. ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR, ALL OVER THE HOUSE. “DEAREST, I’M SORRY, BUT I’VE THOUGHT THINGS OVER AND I JUST DON’T THINK THINGS WILL WORK OUT BETWEEN US. PS, YOUR VA**NA'S IN THE SINK.”