"No don't tell mom"

when legend feel true fear

The worst is when you beg and plead and try to bargain, but they tell mom anyways

No it’s worse when you give them something to. Be quite then they go tell mom

Lol

i know right

Yet another time I feel happy I'm an only child

Then they let out their inner tornado siren, which is a sign for you to run.

Hold him back!?

Then they show their inner air raid siren

As someone who hit his lil bro in painful ways I can confirm this is true

that would make me cry if i had a little sister and hit her too hard

And then he screams: mOOOOOOM HE HIT ME

If he DOES tell Mom, I scowl: "STOP SIDING WITH HIM!!!"

i have a little sister instead of a little brother

Once that happens there’s no turning back.

At that point you just have to keep him quiet

Its all fun and games until you hear the front door open

all you have to do to get him to shut up is to pull out a 30mm caliber and point it at his head and tell him to not tell mom or you will blow the top of his head off

His last words were MO-