I'M SORRY, THIS IS OUR FAMILY'S FIRST KIDNAPPING; MERRY CHRISTMAS! SHITTER WAS FULL! CAN I REFILL YOUR EGGNOG FOR YOU? GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT? DRIVE YOU OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD? WHEN SANTA SQUEEZES HIS FAT WHITE ASS DOWN THAT CHIMNEY TONIGHT, HE'S GONNA FIND THE JOLLIEST BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE!