Aw man.
I wanted to comment a copypasta to her;
I'd give you the cummiest glass of milk if it was possible.
Like, not to the point where it's just cum with milk in it, bit milk with too much cum in it, like, the infuriating amount; like, it's there, but "too there" if you know what I mean, I don't even know what that means.
This is also meant to be an insult, not a gift, why would you even like cum anyway, the point of this is to make you mad not glad.