It was- interesting to make to say the least!

So
My dumb gay ass couldn’t work the fancy Ninja coffee machine and it just kept despensing hot water and not coffee no matter what I did (even when I did what my foster dads TOLD ME TO DO it didn’t work) so
My very smart brain thought “why don’t you just take the coffee pod out and dump the grounds into hot water”

So
So I did
Logically
I now had coffee ground filled coffee
So
I got those weird wire flat- strainer looking things?
The coffee wasn’t even going through so that made a mess

My last resort idea was to get a towel, put it over a cup then pour the horrid coffee through the towel, squeeze it out and boom id have coffee!!

It worked
Then made a mess and won’t get out of said towel so I have a towel with coffee grounds f**kin embedded in it now I guess

Then I warmed up milk
Well
I did this BEFORE the coffee disaster
Put cinnamon whipped cream on it and pumpkin spice creamer
Thought that on its own would taste good
Spoiler

Did

NOT

So that’s when I added the coffee and now I have

This
F**kin thing

Update!
Pumpkin spice monstrosity tastes actually bomb as hell

Highly recommend
Minus the
The chaos

Horrible recipient because I didn’t measure or plan anything

WHAT CHA NEED
-Starbucks Pumpkin spice coffee (I used the pods)
-Starbucks pumpkin spice creamer
-m a l k
-cinnamon whipped cream- I will get back to y’all with its name and brand because I have no damn clue

WHAT CHA DO:
Make the coffee like a normal person, not like my disaster of a gay ass
I used a to go Starbucks cup sooo- that is what the measurements are gonna be related to
Fill the cup about- half way with milk (warm up if you want the drink warmer, keep cold if- well- you want it colder)
Add a few splashes of creamer (I did about 2- so 2-3 table spoons if u want actual measurements?)
One u got ur coffee u pour it in
Add some of the whipped cream then mix it in
Top with extra if u want
And boom! Pumpkin spice monstrosity!!

i love coffee so you have inspired me to make a chaotic coffee (later tho i don’t wanna get of my lazy ass rn)

YESSS
Drink the PoTiOn

i’m actually quite good at making coffee so ima try to make something intentionally chaotic

DRINK THE PoTiOnnNNn

PoTiONNnNnnNNNNnnnnnnN

Yum

lol yeah

Very fancy potion

it… tastes like coffee and cinnamon with a hint of strawberry

Dang u made it f a n c y