Adopted kids and also couldn't get any women so she gave up and turned some guy into a femboy

The first part is correct. However, correction, she is in a platonic relationship with a man she has never slept with, and is sexually attracted to women. I think. Idk. Im dumb.

It was slander anyway

Yeah.

The f**k?

Technically could be a plutonic relationship with the husband who she is only legally married to and the kids could be adopted

Easy fix! Adopted kids, and she's also poly

"26 year old female lesbian virgin who has a husband and 3 children."
Finished! now what grade am i getting?

That was just the warmup boi

oh ok

its confusing ... but i get it

What the...

Bisexual/adoption

Lesbians can marry guys (they just would prefer not to).
Adoption.

Is nobody gonna notice the fact shes 26

That's just modern day society wdym confusing

wtf

7usba6.jpg (click to show) me trying to figure out how tf is that possible:

So confusing

what. the. fu-