Adopted kids and also couldn't get any women so she gave up and turned some guy into a femboy

The first part is correct. However, correction, she is in a platonic relationship with a man she has never slept with, and is sexually attracted to women. I think. Idk. Im dumb.

It was slander anyway

Yeah.

The f**k?

"26 year old female lesbian virgin who has a husband and 3 children."
Finished! now what grade am i getting?

That was just the warmup boi

oh ok

Easy fix! Adopted kids, and she's also poly

Technically could be a plutonic relationship with the husband who she is only legally married to and the kids could be adopted

What the...

its confusing ... but i get it

Bisexual/adoption

7usba6.jpg (click to show) me trying to figure out how tf is that possible:

wtf

So confusing

Lesbians can marry guys (they just would prefer not to).
Adoption.

That's just modern day society wdym confusing

what. the. fu-

Is nobody gonna notice the fact shes 26