My nyame is Wawtew H-H-Hawtweww White. I wive at 308 Nyegwa Awwoyo Wanye, Awbuquewque, Nyew Mexico, 87104. This is my confession

COPYPASTA; MY NYAME IS WAWTEW H-H-HAWTWEWW WHITE. I WIVE AT 308 NYEGWA AWWOYO WANYE, AWBUQUEWQUE, NYEW MEXICO, 87104. *BOOPS YOUR NOSE* THIS IS MY CONFESSION. IF YOU'WE WATCHING THIS TAPE, I'M PWOBABWY DEAD, MUWDEWED BY MY BWOTHEW-IN-WAW *WHISPERS TO SELF* H-HANK SCHWADEW. H-HANK HAS BEEN BUIWDING A METH *SCREAMS* EMPIWE FOW UVW A Y-Y-YEAW NYOW *WHISPERS TO SELF* AND U-USING ME AS HIS CHEMIST. SHOWTWY A-A-AFTEW MY 50TH BIWTHDAY, H-HANK CAME T-TO ME WITH A WATHEW, SHOCKING PWOPOSITION. HE ASKED THAT I USE MY CHEMISTWY KNYOWWEDGE T-TO COOK METHAMPHETAMINYE, ;;W;; WHICH HE W-WOUWD THEN SEWW U-USING HIS C-C-CONNYECTIONS IN THE X3 DWUG WOWWD. CONNYECTIONS THAT HE MADE THWOUGH HIS CAWEEW WITH THE X3 DEA. *WALKS AWAY* I WAS... OWO A-A-ASTOUNDED, I... I AWWAYS T-T-THOUGHT THAT H-HANK WAS A VEWY MOWAW MAN AND I WAS... OWO THWOWN, C-CONFUSED, BUT I WAS AWSO PAWTICUWAWWY VUWNYEWABWE AT THE X3 TIME, SOMETHING HE K-KNYEW AND TOOK *RUNS AWAY* ADVANTAGE OF. I WAS W-W-WEEWING FWOM A CANCEW DIAGNYOSIS THAT WAS POISED ^W^ T-TO BANKWUPT MY FAMIWY. H-HANK TOOK *RUNS AWAY* ME ON A WIDE >W< AWONG, AND SHOWED ME JUST *WHISPERS TO SELF* HOW MUCH MONYEY ^-^ EVEN OWO A SMAWW *STARTS TWERKING* METH *SCREAMS* OPEWATION C-COUWD MAKE. AND I WAS WEAK. I DIDN'T *SWEATS* W-WANT MY FAMIWY *WALKS AWAY* T-TO GO INTO F-F-FINYANCIAW WUIN *HUGGLES TIGHTLY* SO I AGWEED. EVEWY DAY, X3 I THINK BACK AT THAT MOMENT WITH WEGWET. I QUICKWY WEAWIZED *SCREAMS* THAT I WAS IN W-WAY UVW MY HEAD, AND H-HANK HAD A PAWTNYEW, A MAN NYAMED GUSTAVO FWING, A BUSINYESSMAN. H-HANK ESSENTIAWWY SOWD ME INTO SEWVITUDE (・`Ω´・) T-TO THIS MAN, AND WHEN *NOTICES BULDGE* I TWIED T-TO QUIT, FWING T-THWEATENYED MY FAMIWY. I DIDN'T *SWEATS* KNYOW WHEWE T-TO TUWN. EVENTUAWWY, H-HANK AND FWING HAD A FAWWING OUT. FWOM WHAT I C-CAN G-GATHEW, H-HANK WAS AWWAYS PUSHING FOW A GWEATEW ^-^ SHAWE OF THE X3 BUSINYESS, X3 T-TO WHICH FWING FWATWY WEFUSED ;;W;; T-TO GIVE H-H-HIM, AND THINGS ESCAWATED. FWING WAS ABWE T-TO AWWANGE, UH I GUESS I GUESS YOU CAWW I-IT A "HIT" ON MY BWOTHEW-IN-WAW, AND F-FAIWED, BUT H-HANK WAS SEWIOUSWY INJUWED, AND I WOUND UP PAYING HIS MEDICAW UWU BIWWS WHICH AMOUNTED T-TO A W-WITTWE UVW $177,000. UPON WECUVWY, H-HANK WAS BENT ON W-W-WEVENGE, W-WOWKING WITH A MAN NYAMED HECTOW S-S-SAWAMANCA, HE PWOTTED T-TO K-KIWW FWING, AND DID SO. IN FACT, THE X3 BOMB THAT HE USED WAS BUIWT BY ME, AND HE G-GAVE ME NYO OPTION IN IT. >W< I HAVE OFTEN CONTEMPWATED S-SUICIDE, BUT I'M A COWAWD. I W-WANTED T-TO GO T-TO THE X3 POWICE, BUT I WAS FWIGHTENYED. H-HANK HAD WISEN IN THE X3 WANKS UWU T-TO BECOME ÚWÚ THE X3 HEAD OF THE X3 AWBUQUEWQUE DEA, AND ABOUT THAT TIME, T-TO K-K-KEEP ME IN WINYE, HE TOOK *RUNS AWAY* MY CHIWDWEN FWOM ME. FOW 3 MONTHS HE KEPT *WALKS AWAY* THEM. MY WIFE, WHO UP UNTIW THAT POINT, HAD NYO IDEA OF MY CWIMINYAW ACTIVITIES, WAS H-HOWWIFIED T-TO WEAWN WHAT I HAD DONYE, WHY H-HANK HAD TAKEN OUW CHIWDWEN. WE WEWE SCAWED. I WAS IN H-H-HEWW, I H-H-HATED MYSEWF FOW WHAT I HAD BWOUGHT UPON MY FAMIWY. WECENTWY, I TWIED ONCE AGAIN *SEES BULGE* T-TO QUIT, T-TO END ;;W;; THIS NYIGHTMAWE, AND IN WESPONSE, HE G-GAVE ME THIS. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMOWE. I WIVE IN FEAW EVEWY DAY THAT H-HANK WIWW K-KIWW ME, OW (・`Ω´・) WOWSE, HUWT MY FAMIWY. I... AWW >W< I C-COUWD THINK T-TO DO WAS T-TO MAKE THIS V-V-VIDEO IN H-HOPE THAT THE X3 WOWWD WIWW FINYAWWY SEE THIS MAN, FOW WHAT HE WEAWWY X3 IS.