"Gosh, why are our approval ratings so low? Total mystery!'

Imagine thinking that saying the government is corrupt is right-wing.

Bruh did I actually post that comment? Yikes. I've changed a bit since then, let's just say.

That's awesome! Welcome to the team of not trusting government!

Depends on what aspect of government you don't trust... unless it's the whole thing, in which case are you an anarchist?

Well, at least in the U.S.A we can’t chop off out p**is and sell it, that’s an Iran thing.

Jeez