PEOPLE ARE NOT FOLLOWING OUR THOUSANDS YEAR OLD RELIGION. BASED ON AN INFINITELY POWERFULLY SKY DADDY WITH SERIOUS MOOD ISSUES WHO IS HYPER FOCUSED ON YOUR SEXLIFE, A TALKING SNAKE WITH VOCAL CORDS AND FULL KNOWLEDGE OF THE HUMAN LANGUAGE, AND A MAGICAL ZOMBIE WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR HUMAN SOULS.
MAYBE... THEY JUST DON'T BELIEVE THE STORY ANYMORE. NO, IT'S THE GAYS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM