I'm probably gonna regret this...oh god.

What
Is your favorite color
W h a t
Is the capital of Assyria
WHAT
Is the flightspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

1. Orange and purple
2. Assur
3. 20.1 miles per hour (32.34781 kilometers per hour)

Also, Monty Python reference?

Yes indeed

How old are you? [You don't have to answer this if you don't want to]

Uh....what?

Binary.

I translated it bruh-

How old?

I don't think ngn= is an age-

💀

Zgyzhs

Whar-

Have you ever considered the following:
-kms
-mstrbating
-murder

💀

Frens? :]

People. I'm friends with people.

Could I be your friend? Lol-

OK I guess-

Yippee :D

Are you gay

Yes and no

So bi?

Indeed.

home adress?
(jk)

Yo mama's house (joke)

ohhh so you're the strange man in my walls who likes to wrestle my mum in bed

No. i am /j