maketh a post about corn appreciation, and howst much it makeseth thoust happy. Bow down to corn, The corn is thou're leader. If thou say nay, The corn gods shalt smite thou where thou stand, and thou're name shall be known as a disgrace.
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE CORN OF THE CORN NATION AND TO THE FOLLOWERS OF WHICH IT STANDS ONE CORNFIELD UNDER AUTUMN INDIVISIBLE WITH CORN AND CORN FOR ALL