YUS
"maketh a post about corn appreciation, and howst much it makeseth thoust happy. Bow down to corn, The corn is thou're leader. If thou say nay, The corn gods shalt smite thou where thou stand, and thou're name shall be known as a disgrace."
(I wanna make a rule were this is a cult and the owners talk in old english and make scary corn cult posts. The link should be in the rule too- [ Link: https://lingojam.com/RouxlsKaardspeechtranslator ]