here it is

tommyinnit

shit, i've been found out!

tommyinnit

Okay... Eggsy from Kingsman

i don't see it

That's fair, I had just watched the first movie, so my mind was addled

slay

You remind me someone idk =_=

who?

Hey can we memechat? I found something cool in Undertale I thought you would like

tommyinit!!!!

i see it and now i scream

Smas-

with a truck uwu~?

Well ima a walmart trash bag

oh- uh.. ok *puts hand around ur neck*

*moans softly* just... just like how my dad did it... oh

OK NO JUST NO

increase your velocity, father

ok stop just stop

Bri’ish

Auzzie

finally, a man with culture

Lmao

From one bisexual to another, a secret I share.

I’d smash.

wait, what sex do you think i am?

Hint: Most ppl get it wrong

Biologically or how you identify?
How you identify: Non-binary.
Biological: honestly can’t tell, ehh.. male

How I identify: Correct (you checked my tagline, you cheater)
Biological: Physically male, yes, but i have more female chromosomes than male

LETS GO
also I have a roses are red pickup line for you

ok, let's hear it

well actually you see my parents have built in a monitoring device on my phone that would most certainly flag my message

However Discords software can’t be monitored -winks and holds his hand out in a Maui pose from Moana or some shit-

...are you rizzing me up?

y e s

i... i'm flattered but... i'm not looking for anyone right now... also i can't use discord for safety reasons... sorry

Alriggity righty then
I believe I followed you a few months ago so if you’d like to chat sometime contact me and I’m usually single

and idk if it has to do with anything but yes I saw aro in there aswell

yeah sorry, you seem like a great guy, but my last gf broke up with me around 2 weeks ago, and i'm just taking time for myself, ya know

I don't know when i'll start dating again, but the offer is appreciated

Of course! I know the feeling all too well -(coughs in twenty rejections)- And as time passes, we’ll, you’ve got me as a friend and a contact of a frying pan therapist.

Anyways I’ve got to shower now, so I will be back soon

kk

so what the f**k is the horni stream

half horny people posting semi-normal posts, half degenerates posting barely censored porn

or so i have been told

o-oh..

So how’s your life going?
(PS: mines a perfect mix of a dumpster fire and complete heaven)