*bows to corn*

I like Puffy Corn by cheetos

C o r n

You like popcorn but can't eat it lmao

Popcorn’s ok, ig. I hardly ate it before I got ✨braces✨

I don't like it as you know~

C o r n !

IT IS TRUE I’M SORRY…!

Me and Iggy are in a call rn and we're laughing to hard

Nice lol

TO THE CORN GODS YOU BOTH GO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*burns them both * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY *screams in agony*

ONLY IF YOU PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE CORN, THEN THE GODS SHALL FORGIVE YOU

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE CORN
OF THE CORN NATION
AND TO THE FOLLOWERS
TO WHICH IT STANDS
ONE CORNFIELD
UNDER AUTUMN
INDIVISIBLE
WITH CORN AND CORN FOR ALL

OKAY.. YOURE SPARED FOR NOW..

Thank you…

But in order to pledge your FULL allegiance see our rule in the rule description

Give me a second

Ok

*t-pose of fire immunity* n e v e r

WHA- WELL THE GODS WILL TAKE YOU THEMSELVES

NO SPARE HIM PLEASE
I LOVE HIM

THEN CONVINCE HIM TO JOIN THE CORN

I am the god of death lmao

But you’re not the god of CORN DEATH

My oc is fire proof lmao

I shall get my bf’s opinion on corn once he returns :)

I don't eat corn

:0 he doesn’t eat the corn-

-_-

Wuh-

We shall sacrifice him to the
✨C o r n g o d s✨

I'm ur bf i know you don't have the heart too

✨I ‘ m a l o y a l s p e c i m e n t o t h e c o r n✨

Ok say bye to kisses.

yes. Who disrespects the corn shall be PUNISHED

*clears throat* Iggy doesn't eat corn either

NO PLEASE-
I DONT DISRESPECT THE CORN

Yes you do. You told me yourself

MYRTLE PLEASE- DONT SACRIFICE ME

IGGY IS IT TRUE

*wheeze*

BABE PLEASE SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE CORN GODS

*yawns in Hades* what?

YOU’LL DIE

Can't kill death itself.

THE CORN WILL FIND A WAY

Ight, I'll die, wonder what burning alive is like

NOO

Fine. *pledges to popcorn* that's good enough

*kiss*

-///-

K, thx. When you did the "WHAT" meme it made me and Iggy laugh lmao