((ceases to exist))

Rizz me up, fellas

I can be gay for you

Hell yeah

You my cat?
Cause ima respect you and show love until you eventually try to murder me

I have fallen in love

Ah, but aro?

I’m guessing Ludus, if my interpretation is correct?

(Also sorry I play the same (similar) joke on my ace friend who makes sex jokes to me all the time)

yeah probably
and no worries, this post was a joke as well.

It’s a meme website, it should be

Lmao, yeah

Anyways would you like to memechat? Convos on comments are kinda hard when I try to reread them

sure

Are you a sock?
Because I wanna cum in you 😏

I Am Going To Kill You In Real Life

Oh
That did not have the desired effect

Works on me~

Are you homework?
'Cause I wanna slam you on my desk and do you/j

👀👀👀👀😳😳😳😳

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

let me think , asexual screams ?

yeah lmao

Sorry..... I have a GF

Congrats!

What in the Kentucky fried hillbilly Matrix chicken do you mean "if I was real"? I already have enough reality-questioning anxiety attacks, don't add to them!

I do not exist

WAIT . ARE YOU A F*CKING AI ?

Perhaps...

An Ai would not be gay it would be straight Becuase it would be logical knowing that if it were to be gay it would not survive

isn't this a litle bit kinda homophobic

Hi there! What the f**k 😃

maybe

😳

im not single so...

Definitely

/j

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat ? If you were real ????? Did you mean :

I am not real. But if I was..... Would you date me? 😏

If you were chatgpt that would be oh hell gnaaaaaawwww but a person that would be «maybe»

Is your name Thomas cause I want you to run a train on me

What lmao

sorry i only date imaginary people

Good thing I'm not real

wowzers is that flirtation

Nyeh heh heh

undertale themed flirtation? damzers

am I winning?

so far

(if that’s an undertale reference i dont get it i just love the music)