before i start, can i ask something?
do we know this girl?

you don’t

aight
Jake: yo who is this?!
Siri: I think thats a woman.
2D: Hello.

ava: no sh*t sherlock, also my name’s ava

Siri: wait are you american?!
Jake & 2D:*shooting people*

ava: yeah, now get your dumb a$$ over here *starts shooting*

2D:F**K! *he dies in game*
Siri: Bro that sucks
Jake:*somehow asleep but still shooting people*

ava: imagine dying bro

2D: I will fly to america and find you then kill you
Siri: What the fu-

ava: lol you can’t check all 50 states from your moms basement

2D: IP adress tracker, Bitch.

ava: “ohhh check out sherlock holmes! i’ll pay for your flight over”

*you hear actual gunshots through the mic*
Jake: He just killed himself.
Siri: hes fine.

ava: .-. “what.?”

Jake: Too hard to explain.
2D: hey guys! Im back!

ava: “uhhh…” “YEAH MOM? gtg y’all”

Jake: bye
2D: Screw you!
Siri: Good night.

ava: peace

*simp mode: activated. Gets a victory royale and tells the boys they suck at this game*

*laughs* “bro’s simping hard”

“Nuh uh.”

*while joining a match* “ok, then let’s kick som a$$”

*the game starts and immediately while the boys are planning, the main character (me) hops out and beats everyone with a pickaxe*

*shoots whoever’s left* “does mr. rambo have a phone number?”

“YES!” *literally says his number*
One of the homies: “God he’s such a simp.”

says to the homie, “ik”
*calls the number*

“sup”

*hangs up*

“wsg girl”

calls again*

*you heard screaming and crying on the mic*

to self, “oh right i never left the game”
“rambo, my brother stole my phone!”

“R-really…?” *answers again*

“heyyyyyyy”

*sniff* “Hi!”

is bro crying?

“No” 🥺

“great, so you wanna grab a pizza or something?”

“Yes sir!”
Another homie: “No way, bro actually got a girl”

“yo homies! y’all want pizza too?

All: “Betttt”

*buys two pizzas* “i’m sorry did y’all want something?”

Homies: 😡

“it was just a prank bro”

Homie #1: Oh.

*orders more pizza* “lol let’s eat”

Blook: "Yo uhm I'm streaming."

“great!” *starts shooting*

Blook: "Not like that changes anything haha"

?: *kills* “haha”