What the heck did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Xarranian Navy Alpha Squad, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Shadow Lizard Money Gang, and I have over 6,893 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorrila warfare and I’m the top railgunner in the entire XA armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this ship, mark my frickin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Xarranian Military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the ship, you little stinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re in frickin’ trouble, mister.
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