Dutch is cooler than the overrated samurai cyborg. My source is your mother

“Arthur I have a plan. I just need a pistol chambered in 50. Action express”

ardur, we can plyant mayngoes!

Me: "Sigh... another flop... I'm never gonna make it big on the Internet."

My stereotypical fat dumb friend: "You know what makes me happy when I'm feeling down? pizza! 🍕😋"

My stereotypical nerdy friend: "I calculate that pizza + friends = fun! ☝🤓"

Me: "Thanks guys"

And then they make out

RP is down a couple of streams

ew no its filled with pickmes

My source is your father