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honestly i'd waste the ten minutes trying to get a good search idea

He knows. Alert the TVA.

In all seriousness I’d search
“Half-Life 3 release date

Are catholics legal?

Tbh I would Google
"Rain World Eastern Expansion DLC"

bro you'd seriously waste it on that? 💀💀💀 mine would probably be "when did world war 3 happen"

Ok actually fair enough
"When was humanity annihilated by nuclear war"

Bruh you wouldn't be able to google shit then 💀

Actually yeah
You raise excellent points

I would google my own name to see if I became a famous pornstar

Mine would be "List of countries" to see how many new countries have been made, and how many dissolved.

Fair