Hey there, good lookin. I got a bucket of chicken

Bist du sicher?

With ridiculous history facts?

Woowweee soo cuttttee 😍

hi *SNIFF* my name is r a l s e i

..I’m driving a Mercedes Benz🔥

These are my frends

I’m a bAA

I'm driving a Mercedes Benz. 🤭

hEy KiD wHaTs YoUr NaMe

Ah, Mercedes be-

Hey :)

show your awesome minecraft action figure

*shows him the video that wolfy goofy toons made about him*

I stole his hat

AAA NO

Hello mr Mercedes bens I mean ralsei (\tge image is unrelated

😄👍

Followed you 😁

I dunno play TF2 with him or something

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