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Yoooo I'm at Site-17 rn. Luckily we're using the on-site servers, right?

SCP-953 keeps trying to seduce me

Yeah she wants to tear out your liver. I'll get security on the way.

I am already ready to shoot her with my Benelli M1014 if she tried anything stupid

That'll agro them. Just wait for security and protect your liver.

She's begging for me to leave the Mobile Task Force station, so she's distracted

Alr security should be close by

Good, if she attacks them I will exit and open fire, the rest of my unit will do so bcs were all in here

Bruh you're gonna cause a containment breach

She's already breached containment, that's why she's outside the Mobile Task Force station she's killed people to get here, I might take the other entrance to get out

Help

She is trying to open the door, dumbass doesn't know you need level 3 clearance

Is she contained?

No, I might lure her back to her containment chamber tho

E-11, so important that they are watched over by A-1, and yet they cause a containment breach,

I didn't cause it, she seduced a scientist

You know....you're an SCP imbecile right?

There's worse SCP fans

Where should I get started? I kinda wish to be an WCP imbecile myself

Idk, the concept sounds good on paper.

Just don't turn into "that" type of SCP fan

You mean the average devientart user?

Yeah.

No promises.

That Malo mf bad fr /j

Just don't let SCP-953 seduce you.

Huh. I'd better look that one up to understand

She will kill you if successful

Seduce me? I couldn't f**k that mf if I tried because them tails💀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av2OdrtGcuo this guy explains it well

"Hey guys! Today, I am going to break one bone every single time TheRubber uses an old stock sound effect!"

Lmao

Everything good until ya girl bites your dick off💀

Man who tf is coming up with these ideas💀

The mfs who write the articles

WELL WHO TF WRITING THEM??

People with too much time on their hands