north dakota

I've come to make an announcement: Retro's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his stupid f**kin' tiny dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Retro, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. 5.7 inches, no bruises, no marks, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!