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wasn't this disproven decades ago? why tf is this still something we have to discuss?

it was, but some mfs won't accept it. I've seen some people unironically say science is homophobic.

that's wack

God decided to give me a small dick 😞

that's assuming there IS a god

still seeing lack of evidence besides a book thats gone through so many edits it's pretty much a fanfiction with morals in it

Oh and what's your exuse? The world just existed? Gotcha

this is just a very simplified version and i most definitely didn't explain well

then rain happened due to these clouds and due to the lack of land and vegetation at the time, the world kinda flooded, and then a volcano happened underwater, the lava cooled with the water, and boom, land

well, the current working theory is that peices of spave rock and debris got closer and closer together into this ball like shape and it eventually became a planet, and this planet was really warm because space rocks kept falling

but some of the space rocks had water, which caused clouds, which cooled the planet. now the floor is no longer lava

There was actually evidence of Noah's arc found. Scientists HAVE found it. And they also believe they found the rock the covered Jesus's tomb. That AND a cloth used to hold his body. So bloodied up that it made

A perfect outline

could very easily be some other boat somone made

Exactly. However. That slim chance. Hell, it might not even be slim. Both of us could be wrong.

facts
maybe a giant world eating blob shit out earth
and for all we know, we're living inside a black hole

Yup. Who knows, we could just be microorganisms to another larger species.

yeah

translated version: f**k you, your god, and anything either of you two stand for

yup, that's exactly what i was thinking. good job

was that sarcasm?

nope, you nailed it /serious

thats rude

hey, he said it, i'm just running with it

I actually agree with what you said about the bible.
but I'm muslim and quran hasnt gone through any edits, which is a proof that God exists for me.

reasonable statement
havs a good day

thank, you too